mbthecool:

” You only like knock knock jokes “

heart-shaped-razor:

Rachel running like Phoebe-one of the best scenes ever

fan-of-friends:

fan-of-friends

thepeoplesrecord:

“Here’s the news: I am going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of Pall Mall cigarettes, for a billion bucks! Starting when I was only twelve years old, I have never chain-smoked anything but unfiltered Pall Malls. And for many years now, right on the package, Brown & Williamson have promised to kill me. 

But I am eighty-two. Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.” - Kurt Vonnegut, (November 11, 1922 - April 11, 2007) A Man Without a Country

If you guys were ever curious what the body looked like that belonged to the face on the Gatsby cover, it looks like mine. #surprise #gatsby

This is so wrong. But I can’t stop laughing.

When I’m excited.

nickdrake:

Back to the Future.

Possibly my first real crush.